Doctor, but not the useful kind.

Experimental Petrologist 🌋
Investigator of ~space~ volcanoes 🛰
Documentary Host 🎥

Cats, science, Star Trek, gardening, Python, Moopsy

📷 Banner photo credit Kayla Iacovino. The lava lake at Nyiragongo volcano, Democratic Republic of Congo.

🏳️‍🌈 :python:

Pro creative designer. Dad of two. Husband of one.

Ongoing interest in but denier of conspiracy theories.

Martial artist (but not one of 'those ones'). Tai Chi + Kung Fu red sash - Wutan school.

Bass player. New music.🤘

#minipainting #Warhammer

Elegant geezer.

The opposite of 'woke' is 'cunt'.

Bournemouth, UK. 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🗺️

I use this account as a mental exhaust pipe for shitposts and other forms of stupidity. Sticking with the metaphor, sometimes the, ehm, "emissions-cheating software" clicks on and I deliver really low-quality stuff, so be warned :)

I work in IT, I like cats, I like to make people laugh without hurting specific groups of people in the process. Enjoy my digital junk food, I guess?

FKA @velocinapper

Software engineer, lightworker, occasional musician. Autistic with an incorrigible sense of humor.

I bought a place in the mountains. It's great. It's like I went camping. And never came back. But a flock of crows came and claimed it for their own. I tried to out caw them. But they won hands down. They're letting me stay though. Just as long as I pay the bills. It's really not a bad arrangement. The only rent they're charging is a few snacks on the deck railing. Isn't that really nice of them?

Born in 1981 (old)
Some sort of teacher but not quite (mysterious)
Father of 2 (job)
I like pictures (bold)

When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.

Have lived in 7 states. My favorite of all of them is the one I'm living in now.

Humanity's greatest invention: the #library.

Hashtags: #music #math #philosophy #books #writing #reading #physics #geology #space #guitar #food #cooking #nj #astronomy #scifi

If Trantor was a real place, I'd be heading there.

Avatar: Dizzy Devil
Header pic: weird lighting happening in my backyard through the trees.

Proud lefty, figuratively and literally
#BornSinister

Populus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

Software engineer by day, unpaid software engineer by night. Know at least 10 programming languages. Shan't disclose the radix.
Certified snowflake, SJW, all-round bore. Party-Disposition: dislike; fun=false
Blindie, enbie, AuDHD girlie.
Property of 2 cats.
Want to grow up to be a comedian. Yet to be funny.

This profile is provided without warranty of any kind, express or implied, not even the implied warranties of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose.

Fuck fascists!

I’m an older gay guy living in Pittsburgh PA with my husband. I’m an odd duck.

To preserve my sanity, I avoid indulging too much in world and especially US politics, but I don’t pretend it’s possible to stand outside of politics. I loathe Republicans and everything they stand for. I look forward to the day Trump is called back to Hell whence he came.

Header pic: the Olympic Peninsula (west of Seattle) seen from space.
Profile pic: a squirrel seen at my window.

any #newsfromthecube refugees?

In the middle like a bird without a beak 🐓 Admin of this here instance 🦖 I have no idea what I'm doing 🦣 he/him 🙆‍♂️

Alt Text: Avi is the head of a rooster with a velociraptor's face instead of a beak, seen in profile and looking majestic af. The header is a hilariously inaccurate 19th-century woodcut depicting an iguanodon and a megalosaurus as big lumbering quadrapedal lizards biting each other. Neither of them seems bothered by this, in fact they both are sporting big goofy toothy grins.

Www.goodreads.com/gizmoreader
Www.instagram.com/gizmosbookreviews
www.threads.com/g1zm01982

Former proprietor of now defunct misfittoys.social.

Parental guidance strongly suggested.

Purveyor of Splendiferously Abundant Profanity, Overflowing With an Effervescent Effluence of Ennui.

Superfluous Shitposter Extraordinaire, Master of Weltschmerz, and Brutal Banisher of Brevity.

#Cannabis #Democracy #DisposablePeople #Empathy #Equality #LGBTQ+ #MentalIllness #MutualAid #Puns

CAUTION: Prolific "woke" booster/poster; average *53* posts per day (as of 2026-08-20). You have been warned.

Formerly @LibertyForward1.

Parental guidance strongly suggested.

Purveyor of Splendiferously Abundant Profanity, Overflowing With an Effervescent Effluence of Ennui.

Superfluous Shitposter Extraordinaire, Master of Weltschmerz, and Brutal Banisher of Brevity.

#Cannabis #Democracy #DisposablePeople #Empathy #Equality #LGBTQ+ #MentalIllness #MutualAid #Puns

CAUTION: Prolific "woke" booster/poster; currently average =24= posts per day. You have been warned.

i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway

30-something from #Bristol, UK. Interested in #boardgames #genealogy #esperanto #music #ukulele #ocarina #RetroTech #vinyl #cassettes #gramophone. #golang and #colemak user. #gameshow and #BlueJays #baseball fan. #ActuallyAutistic
#noindex

Musician, songwriter, sound production, producer

Writer

Life long fascination with cult & horror movies, & trash culture.

My typos are testament to my humanity.

*avatar is Dave Foley in a Kids in the Hall sketch about a DJ after the apocalypse

Washington, DC, USA
Silver Spring, MD, USA

Pro: woman, equality, choice, & human. Anti: bigot, exclusion, & misinformation. Agnostic Jew. AuDHD *she/her* fibro and crohns fighter. I am fucking awesome. P*nch the nazi. ❤️ Pretty girl who cries.

www.youtube.com/c/NixAnadoo

Early years in Venice Beach, then the desert in California, early teens in rural central Utah, then high school and college in SLC. Western Oregon since early 80's.
Lover of books, birds, trees, beaches, Alaska, Hawaii, SF, NYC, Seattle, Portland...
I organize books for fun at the library, knit, crochet, cook, and love to walk.
Petsitter for dogs, cats, bunnies, and the occasional hedgehog.
Former restaurant and natural food store worker. Made forest service maps for a year or two.

father of three, grandfather of two, reformed employee, black belt napper. John Mastodon 's least interesting nephew