Instance directory: beige.party
Designing, Bicycling, Cellphoning, Californiaing
Don't believe everything a little bird (X) tells you.
I'm a silly fucker.
Music, nonsense, random stories (always a story) and whatever comes to mind.
Not a racist, a homophobe, a transphobe or a bigot. Basically not a cunt (I do swear so if that is not for you, I'm definitely not for you).
Please add #AltText i.e. descriptive descriptions, to your pictures for visually impaired and all people. No decent description, no boost from me.
tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here, too
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
Cis male carbon based humanoid life form🖖
Pronouns: #Synth/#Synthesizer
#GenX #nerd make #Ambient #ElectronicMusic as #Synaptyx
#ScottishIndependence 🏴 #HumanRights 4 all & #TaxTheRich
Here for #AmbientMusic #Synthesizers #ScienceFiction #SciFi #SF #StarTrek #StarWars #Fantasy #Buddhism #memes #FOSS #shitposting etc
#MultipleSclerosis #AuDHD+ #ND 🧠🌶️
Respect my homies:🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️:disability_flag:
#Vegan and telling you, because that's what we do :vegan: I miss cheese🧀but not the dairy industry
#fedi22
back up at @amiserabilist
Avatar: penny farthing i am not a number
Header: plague island
What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.
gen x
amab/cis/het standing with 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
he/him
probably on the spectrum.
if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.
it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.
#postknight2 JE872870
Mostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
Please direct any complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.
Pixelfed photos: @Alice
♾️
memes, jokes, and possibly cute pictures of turtles
(they/them)
Traded from mastodon.online for a third-round draft pick and cash considerations.
code smasher, anarcho-dad, part of the cybernetic system of capitalism that is trying to destroy me
works as designed #wontfix
Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does.
Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas.
4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances
I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references.
Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
Family Caregiver. Eco/Social Justice Activist. Disability Advocate. Decolonizer. Accessibility Consultant. Eldercare Liason. Death Doula. Photographer.
Teochew Chinese & Indigenous Vietnamese.
War & Polio Survivor.
ND, AuDHD.
Cat lover. Gardener. Water/Forest protector.
GenX.
AnarchoSocialist.
Radical disabled leftie.
Yeller, at corrupt government, cops & corporations.
Vancouver Island, BC.
#AsianMastodon #StopEcocide #BeTheChange #ACAB #StopAbleism #DiversityInclusion #CovidSafety #DoxNazis
Gscheidhaferl und Genussmensch, Oststeiermark und München (via California).
linksgrün und stolz darauf.
You may say you to me.
Mixed-race autistic agnostic, audio creator, student training in religion and social thought. Really wants to buy a cabin in seclusion by a lake or the ocean in BC
Leaning away from tech and politics, despite how the odors follow.
Being a dad.
Life is a dark wood, so I am always searching for the best path to shine my flashlight down.
I approve followers I want to follow back, so if you're boosting high-stress posts maybe you're looking for my other account.
Jazz drummer, professional dog trainer (R+, CPDT-KA, FDM), anarchist, enby, old, working against the systems of whiteness and colonialism. Image alt: avi is a wild burst of mossy branches, header is five Portuguese water dogs sitting in a row.
#NoIndex #NoBot #NoWar #ReleaseTheFiles
Ferment vs. foment, I’m likely doing one or the other quietly and slowly. Some posts are politics if vital news. Terry Pratchett fan. I like rocks. I really really like rocks. Very Antifa. Slava Ukraini. Artist. UU. Disability advocate. Wish I lived somewhere else. I post many photos but the largest ones are shared from Flickr account now 21 years old. Original Mastodon from 2017. 3rd Instance for me. Oh and again, #NoBots
I am unabashedly curious about everything. Wandering the hills of western Massachusetts (🌎 USA) with my canine companion Sadie.
κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfit to endure summer heat.
Born at 315ppm
🚨NOTE: Your account needs to have some substance (eg profile image, about post, bio, boosting others) for me to approve a follow request.
Also, I wish it were needless to say, but if you are spewing hate, you don’t come in the door.🚨
Professional Chill-Leader.
mugician. dad. bit wrangler. Likes to ride mountain bikes. I've played several wrong notes on the radio. Lately been into 60s and 70s Italian cinema soundtracks. I collect socks.
Fuck anyone who hates my friends for who they are and how they exist on this rock. I don’t discriminate.
Usually follows-back, unless you’re some sort of freakish square or something
Almost unloveable* operatically colicky neo-goliard (unapologetic didactic oversharer(ruling class reject))w/a sanctity fetish, looking for a home, this is my third Mastodon account
If you doubt the yangsi jj thing:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=adLFzFBN7ic
Being existentially messy is a great bigot filter
*Why I seek/prize those who excel at it