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Designing, Bicycling, Cellphoning, Californiaing

Yorkshire resident disenfranchised European, NI exile, (very) slow cyclist (aka fat bloke at the back). Ex HMF, ex NHS, now Lollipop man.
"The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything" - Albert Einstein
#NoBot #NoIndex

Don't believe everything a little bird (X) tells you.

I'm a silly fucker.

Music, nonsense, random stories (always a story) and whatever comes to mind.

Not a racist, a homophobe, a transphobe or a bigot. Basically not a cunt (I do swear so if that is not for you, I'm definitely not for you).

Please add #AltText i.e. descriptive descriptions, to your pictures for visually impaired and all people. No decent description, no boost from me.

tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here, too

Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account

Cis male carbon based humanoid life form🖖
Pronouns: #Synth/#Synthesizer
#GenX #nerd make #Ambient #ElectronicMusic as #Synaptyx
#ScottishIndependence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #HumanRights 4 all & #TaxTheRich

Here for #AmbientMusic #Synthesizers #ScienceFiction #SciFi #SF #StarTrek #StarWars #Fantasy #Buddhism #memes #FOSS #shitposting etc

#MultipleSclerosis #AuDHD+ #ND 🧠🌶️
Respect my homies:🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️:disability_flag:
#Vegan and telling you, because that's what we do :vegan: I miss cheese🧀but not the dairy industry
#fedi22

back up at @amiserabilist

Avatar: penny farthing i am not a number
Header: plague island

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.

gen x
amab/cis/het standing with 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈
he/him
probably on the spectrum.

if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.
it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.

#memes

#comics

#scifi

#pratchett

#STEM

#FOSS

#LEGO

#postknight2 JE872870

Mostly one-liners at my own expense

Awkward AF

Midwest to West Coast

Please direct any complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.

Pixelfed photos: @Alice

♾️

memes, jokes, and possibly cute pictures of turtles
(they/them)

books: https://geekysteven.com/books

links: https://geekysteven.com/links

Traded from mastodon.online for a third-round draft pick and cash considerations.

code smasher, anarcho-dad, part of the cybernetic system of capitalism that is trying to destroy me

works as designed #wontfix

Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does.

Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas.

4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances

I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references.

Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!

Family Caregiver. Eco/Social Justice Activist. Disability Advocate. Decolonizer. Accessibility Consultant. Eldercare Liason. Death Doula. Photographer.
Teochew Chinese & Indigenous Vietnamese.
War & Polio Survivor.
ND, AuDHD.
Cat lover. Gardener. Water/Forest protector.
GenX.
AnarchoSocialist.
Radical disabled leftie.
Yeller, at corrupt government, cops & corporations.

Vancouver Island, BC.

#AsianMastodon #StopEcocide #BeTheChange #ACAB #StopAbleism #DiversityInclusion #CovidSafety #DoxNazis

Gscheidhaferl und Genussmensch, Oststeiermark und München (via California).
linksgrün und stolz darauf.
You may say you to me.

#NoBot

Mixed-race autistic agnostic, audio creator, student training in religion and social thought. Really wants to buy a cabin in seclusion by a lake or the ocean in BC

Leaning away from tech and politics, despite how the odors follow.
Being a dad.
Life is a dark wood, so I am always searching for the best path to shine my flashlight down.
I approve followers I want to follow back, so if you're boosting high-stress posts maybe you're looking for my other account.

Jazz drummer, professional dog trainer (R+, CPDT-KA, FDM), anarchist, enby, old, working against the systems of whiteness and colonialism. Image alt: avi is a wild burst of mossy branches, header is five Portuguese water dogs sitting in a row.

#NoIndex #NoBot #NoWar #ReleaseTheFiles
Ferment vs. foment, I’m likely doing one or the other quietly and slowly. Some posts are politics if vital news. Terry Pratchett fan. I like rocks. I really really like rocks. Very Antifa. Slava Ukraini. Artist. UU. Disability advocate. Wish I lived somewhere else. I post many photos but the largest ones are shared from Flickr account now 21 years old. Original Mastodon from 2017. 3rd Instance for me. Oh and again, #NoBots

I am unabashedly curious about everything. Wandering the hills of western Massachusetts (🌎 USA) with my canine companion Sadie.

κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfit to endure summer heat.
Born at 315ppm

🚨NOTE: Your account needs to have some substance (eg profile image, about post, bio, boosting others) for me to approve a follow request.

Also, I wish it were needless to say, but if you are spewing hate, you don’t come in the door.🚨

#BeigeBackup
@emmasofia

#NoBot
#NoTagsPub

Professional Chill-Leader.
mugician. dad. bit wrangler. Likes to ride mountain bikes. I've played several wrong notes on the radio. Lately been into 60s and 70s Italian cinema soundtracks. I collect socks.

Fuck anyone who hates my friends for who they are and how they exist on this rock. I don’t discriminate.

Usually follows-back, unless you’re some sort of freakish square or something

Almost unloveable* operatically colicky neo-goliard (unapologetic didactic oversharer(ruling class reject))w/a sanctity fetish, looking for a home, this is my third Mastodon account
If you doubt the yangsi jj thing:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=adLFzFBN7ic

Being existentially messy is a great bigot filter

*Why I seek/prize those who excel at it