Infosec & A̶I̶-̶e̶n̶t̶h̶u̶s̶i̶a̶s̶t̶, tech-bridge, humanist, mental-health advocate, snowflake and a lot of other seemingly awkward things.

Little goblin with catears.

Unfinished projects, complaining about computers, reinventing the wheel (badly), has not fully read any docs since 2015. Certified cognitohazard.

Proud bot parent to many failsons:
@enojifier_bot
@dreizehnzwoelf_bot
Infosec related: https://infosec.exchange/collections/116931760660109009

Testimonials:
"not helpful" @LucasWerkmeister
"silly 😌" also @LucasWerkmeister

All my opinions are that of my employer but they don't know it yet & I am not telling you were I work. Apropos: If you need some idiot to kick computers for purposes of making them secure hmu, this job fucking sucks (vulnerability management, automation/engineering for your soc/isrt, ...).

PFP by Jen

not an asshole. content security, home automation, infosec and risk. noob in most things. the #lakings, oh well. South-west Californian #Qwirkle enthusiast.

Nerd, dad, Lego aficionado, software developer, occasional business guy, regretful sysadmin of an escalating smart home setup.

I sometimes post about my work, but views are my own.

I'm with the crew at https://epublica.de

Professional data plumber from #aachen

It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem, it’s me.

Posts auto-delete after a month.

Nothing I post represents the views of my employers, humanity at large or myself five minutes later.

Language and AI by day, relentless tinkering and whimsy by night. I fix things.

Burned out owner of a fully depreciated Ph.D. in computer science. Born in the US, still there, not proud of it. January 20, 2025 was our catastrophe.

Because my instance is infosec.exchange:
Bad Security Metrics Part 1 https://doi.org/10.1109/MITP.2018.011301733, Part 2 https://doi.org/10.1109/MITP.2018.021921653
Mostly sunny with a chance of cyber (presentation) https://doi.org/10.13140/RG.2.2.11165.72166

Posts that do not receive a number of faves or boosts go to the ash heap of history in 1 week.

Been in information security, privacy, computers, etc. since, well, since almost they have been around (i.e., a very, very long time). Based in Minneapolis, Minnesota or there about. Oh, and I write the PCI Guru blog - pciguru.blog

The Internet's Observatory: Tracking cybersecurity and digital governance • connectivity and democracy • tools and policy for change • contact@netblocks.org

I like to build simple, secure and resilient information systems to empower and connect people. I believe that this is best done with Free Software, open data standards, open protocols, and restrained craftsmanship.

I am happiest when I get to do this work with those fighting fascism, ethnic-cleaning, genocide and protecting our environment.

To make a living, I provide consulting and coaching services for software, data, and security engineering.

#guix #nix #nixos #scheme #lisp #commonlisp #clojure #emacs #orgmode #privacy

Introvertný liberál zaujímajúci o meteorológiu 🌥️, životné prostredie 🌳, fotografovanie 📷, prácu s drevom 🪵, Island 🇮🇸 a Nórsko 🇧🇻

Môj hashtag #tatrynakaždýdeň

I am here to listen to people smarter than me talk about #infosec , #technology , #photography & chat about #woodoworking , #infosechobbies, #gardening & #3dprinting. I enjoy working with vintage hand and power tools.
I will not accept connection requests from blank profiles.

crossposts from:
@todd

It’s better to follow me there.

Interested in software privacy and security.
PSA: The FOSS Accrescent App Store for Android needs your help, donations are very welcome right now!

Threat Hunting, Cyber Threat Intelligence, incident detection and response. SANS Certified Instructor. Special interest in helping newbies get into the field. He/Him

Anti-virus, malware and infosec expert, crypto amateur, privacy advocate and general annoyance.

PGP keyID: 0x365697c632dd98d9

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⊹˚. Employed Threat Intel Researcher
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*:･˚ @jamama_666 / @MomoiroKohi / @justNovaj / #artsyaz

Cryptography, privacy, quantum security, infosec, retro vibes.

I am a mathematician and cryptographer, specialized in quantum security and complex cryptographic protocols. I am also a privacy hacktivist and public speaker, blahblahblah, read my Linkedin bio for this s**t, this is my Mastodon corner.

I co-develop Shufflecake, an open source privacy disk encryption tool to help journalists, activists, and whistleblowers evade unjust prosecution.

I am an advocate of digital self-sovereignty. You will see me often ranting about Big Tech, enshittification, and surveillance capitalism.

Fascinated with anime, Japan, RPGs, retro computing, and all things 80-90's. Notice I wrote "fascinated", not "knowledgeable".

Here you won't find peace nor forgiveness, but just: #cryptography #privacy #quantum #security #infosec #retro vibes!