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I write online docs about technical things and live in the rural South West of England. Views my own. he/him/his 🇬🇧 🏳️‍🌈

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre.

If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it.

Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero.
Instagram: @GroundZeroBlackpool

Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else.

Aspiring novelist. 'Cube' and 'Punacceptable' are out now!
Instagram @john.davies.author

#cats #guitar #humour #jokes #writing

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My wonderful boyfriend: @PrinceMumbles

Managing Director & Technical Architect @ ATLAS Media Group

He / Him / His

Views are always my own.

Chartered Engineer, endangered MAMIL & former pro photographer, returning railway modeller. Brand Ambassador for Earl Grey tea. Ho/Hum. NeuroCantBeArsedWithYourClassifications. Follows only accounts with visible profile info & a variety of original posts. Very bored by the Angrily Online of all stripes. Personality, morals, behaviour, character: "Very bad. So bad."

#NoBots

Isle of Wight based picture seller. I run a small gallery selling my husband's landscape photography. Previously I worked as a project worker in a centre for the homeless and rootless and later in homeless prevention/tenancy support. I tend to post photos of the Isle of Wight , boost other photos that appeal to me, share what music I'm (and others I follow) are listening to. In my case it's usually rock! Give me nature, animals, music, vegan food, Coventry City FC and I'm happy!

Retired production / tour manager in live music.
In-house technician @ Henry Ward Hall, Hastings.
Jazz visualist.
Sometimes sarcastic, sometimes harsh, always honest. No one is illegal, no one is over me, nor below me. 
Anarcho-Syndicalist, I have discovered!
Enjoy 

An occasional beer, a slightly more regular toke.
 #cigarboxguitar #woke #antifa #music #rugby #tech #cake #stoner #notmyking #notmylabourparty

Artist, streamer, writer, lover of pirates and vampires, immigrant, baker, tired. She or they x

Hello! 👋😊
Busy IT company director, ex game graphic creator, most famously Novagen in the '80s. INFJ-T she/her mum/gran, 30 years of happy relationshipping.
Love weather and landscape #photography, GIS, Fife in #Scotland (home) and #Iceland. þetta reddast!
Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦
Immunocompromised (RA) so 😷 + 6 x 💉

No ALT = no boost. No bio = no follow.
I delete my toots unless 20+ boosts or 40+ faves.
I toot a photo of ours when I can. Enjoy!

Putting words together in pleasing ways.

Discover my Fantasy, SF and Steampunk books, also erotica, with LGBTQ+ and diverse leads.

Patterner's World best reading order:

* Dragons of Esternes (4 books, complete)
* Patterner's Path (4 books, complete)
* Dragons of a Wounded Land (5 books, complete)

I have no time for bigots (of any sort). Safe for everyone else.

#Writing #WriteOnce #WritingCommunity #Fantasy #SciFi #Steampunk #Erotica #Queer #biFic #3dRender #3d #DazStudio

Developer type. Learning about languages, gamedev, accessibility, VR and a bit of AI. Quite like old Commodore computers too. Not a fan of Brexit.

Any views or opinions expressed here are mine and do not represent any other body.

Investigative Journalist doing #OSINT for #AnimalRights & #IndigenousRights.

I created a non-profit platform for scientists, concerned consumers and whistleblowers to #Boycott4Wildlife
https://palmoildetectives.com/
#Boycottpalmoil #Vegan #Buddhism #Wicca #Pigoneer
I am #Maori belonging to many places #Aotearoa #Scotland #Poland #Australia #slavaUkraini #Palestine must be free!
Animals deserve us to fight for them. All people deserve safety, green spaces, clean air and #libraries.

Trying to stay sane and make sense of a world gone mad. #Data #assetmanagement #photography #skiing UK based

Astronaut, multimillionaire, award winning musician and compulsive liar.

#music
#motorsport
#f1
#techie
#London
#Lego
#Trains

Naturgeograf, har arbejdet med satellitkortlægning, kulturmiljø, turisme & landdistrikter. Nu AI-skeptisk gymnasielærer, bosat på Fanø, aktiv i SF lokalt.
Del af opvækket pøbel. Henfalden til sarkasme og galgenhumor.

Geographer (climate+ecology), have worked with satellite mapping, environment, tourism and rural issues. Now high school teacher in Esbjerg, Denmark, home on Fanø island, involved in local politics (red-green).
TW: Part of the Woke Mob, AI-sceptic.

@NiChNi

Just Jane Writes on twitter. I own Provoco Publishing, and I write a bit. Only occasionally human.

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I do electronics, sometimes at dayjob.
Worried about climate change.
Hoping for a free Hong Kong.
Part time idiot.
Cambridge UK

#Climate #FreeHongKong #Electronics #Python #Cpp #Languages #Idiot #Cambridge

UK based fine artist. Painter (mostly). Dog person (obviously). Abandoned/derelict building enthusiast. Wayfarer. Visionary. Procrastinator.
No NFTs. No AI.
https://www.leemadgwick.co.uk
 #art #artist #painter #sketcher #abandoned #leemadgwick