Instance directory: beige.party
I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. IT'S A WHOLE THING.
OMICRON MALE. HIMBO. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. FEARED MICRO-CELEBRITY. VERTEBRATE OF THE YEAR. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. UNHINGED. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE REAL BUT TENUOUS. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE. YOU CAN'T CHANGE ME.
NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
TOOTS POSTED BY @HG AGAINST HIS WILL.
I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.
Finding solace in photography.
Macro photography. Nature, landscape, flower and tree photography.
Often more info in the Alt Text. Je parle aussi français.
Former historian and archivist. Now horticulturist and aspiring homesteader.
Other artistic endeavours on Pixelfed : https://pixelfed.social/i/web/profile/593182438254041504
Previous accounts:
From June 2023 to April 2024 on mastodon.social
From April 2024 to January 2025 on mastodon.art
Idle. Sometimes bone-idle. Trying to write fiction, intermittently. Also (still) trying to find the right chap. Easily distracted. I'm in South Australia, by the way. Sealions muted on sight.
Posts about food, games, tech, politics, being a single parent, and the small humans that wreck me.
Swears like an Aussie cu... ok, not in the profile.
Big old lefty. Non-Binary, AuDHD, general purpose nerd. Two of those I only figured out when I hit my forties.
Currently in the south of England with my partner @DJDarren and our two cats Molly and Milo.
I’ve got a few chronic conditions which make me grumpy at times.
To be clear -
Trans women are women
Trans men are men
Non Binary People exist
Black Lives Matter
Fuck The Tories
Don’t be a dick.
Toots to be read in Matt Berry’s voice.
software dev • huge nerd • certified shitposter • socialist • car enthusiast • ally • non-practicing white person
posts largely include shitposts, intrusive thoughts, & pets
PFP alt text - pixel art of my cat Dio, a white and black turkish van with green eyes over a beige background
banner alt text - chibi art of my cat Miso, a flamepoint siamese with short hair over a transparent background
@me with pics of your cat or I'll cry
Am I doing this right?
“We’re at DEFCON fuck”
Clinical Psychologist. Academic Maleficent. Former NIH-funded Associate Professor at a fancy Midwest university. Future fry cook on Venus.
Analog childhood, digital adulthood. Navigating the great enshittification. Lots of swearing and gallows humor.
Part of the great November 2022 Twitter migration.
Posts auto-delete at 2 weeks.
:cubs: :bears:
Under his eye. She/Her.
Copy editor/music/film/books/bikes/running/staring into the middle distance. London. #NoBots
No alt text in photos no follow
Hi this backup account has been moved to @dillyd
See you there!
Inner city schoolmarm who lives to inspire / weird out my students. Serious amateur cocktail mixer / drinker in my spare time. Retired actor / singer unless a supreme opportunity arises. Mediocre curler and distance runner. Started Pilates and am hoping it doesn't kill me but makes me stronger. Married to @rockmastermike and co-caretaker of Peeghaven.
This is a place of great honor and highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here
Hi, I’m Bridget a 40-something woman in western New York(state, not city)
:ace_heart: :aro_heart: 🤘🇨🇦
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Do not direct message me unless I know you.
Avatar is myself, wearing spiked goggles, a bandana, a Motörhead tee shirt, headphones around my neck, and fingerless gloves. I'm grinning like a moron and flashing the heavy metal devil horns. It has a black-grey-white-purple Ace themed border.
Header is a picture of a bridge in a lush, green park. I took it in Stanley Park in Vancouver, BC, in May 2023.
What do we want?
@beige.party
When do we want it?
Now.
Last known person to have spoken with Mitch McConnell, for about 20 minutes.
Poet, writer, composer, cheerful bureaucrat. Believer in things, curious about everything. Medicare enthusiast. I'm what happens when dull meets old age.
Image is of a paved rural road framed by woods. Inset: Cheerful blue merle Aussie dog looking up a dirt road in Spring.
My opinions are entirely my own.
🏳️🌈 #AsianAmerican #kama'aina #ukulele Pronouns: She/Her
Beige.party is the best .party for bright eclectic weirdos.
NO AI used in writing posts.
I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.
Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.
Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).
Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.
I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.
Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)
#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
#improv
#standup
#fedi22
Mama. Meemo.
Backward and poor.
🩵 Big Lakes 🌊
Jack of all trades, master of none, other than materials engineering. Managed to get a master's in that. I make documentaries too.
Cishet dude - he/they
AuDHD
Humanist, not humanitarian
AntiFascist
Videography : Semi-pro
I have a documentary crew. I do colorgrading, postproduction
Music: amateur
WaterColors: noob
Header: None Avatar: marker drawn portrait of a giraffe with glasses
Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Occasionally pimping my angry left-ass rock songs. Introduced the verb "embitch" to the language, I believe, and, CW, use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not.
Vet my profanity-ridden ravings here: https://justmytoots.com/GrimmReality@beige.party
If you are self-ascribed MAGA or a neo-Nazi, which are one thing, don't bother, you'll eventually rage-type some racist shit and get 86ed so let's save us all the time.
Moved from med-mastodon to mstdn-plus and maybe coming over here soon.
he/him. cissy-gendered!
Rebuilding after med-mastodon suddenly abandoned us!
AIDS/HCV/SARS activist since ACT UP in 89; ran Fdn for Integrative AIDS Res (FIAR)